"To the empower age of words!"
-Pierceinald Anastasia "Pierce" Hawthorne
About Parker Ballantyne
Currently employed by The Utah Statesman and freelancing for the Mountain West Wire and the Herald Journal. Some of those publications, as well as writing from Medium, have been collected here on Substack.
Nerd. Self-proclaimed punk rock connoisseur, advocate, and historian. UFO enthusiast.
Very observant and overly analytical. Romantic about baseball. Mathematic about basketball.
“Is an unabashed Aggie fan”
“Is obsessively meticulous in his research and writing”
-Jacob Nielson
Writing
I write mostly about sport and science, sometimes at the same time, and often with a fair amount of satire. So lists of specific articles can be found here:
I also write about music and other nerd stuff, like movies and video games.
In addition to Substack, my other writing can be found at Medium, USA Today’s Mountain West Wire and The Utah Statesman, as well as on Yahoo! Finance, Yahoo! Sports, the Herald Journal, and other outlets.
My sports analytics website is www.SportsMetricsLab.com and more information about me can be found here.
"Maybe a few of you might even read my column from time to time, who knows? I tend to doubt it."
-Fantastic Mr. Fox
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